thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i drank out of a bidet.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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