Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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