Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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