It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Barsexuality is the new black.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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