We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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