i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Randomize
