Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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