I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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