Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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