How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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