Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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