She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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