How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
