its not stalking. its research.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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