Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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