i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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