As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Drunk is a universal language darling
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