There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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