Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Found your dick twin last night
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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