Umm I'm too high to move.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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