I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize