i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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