Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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