i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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