i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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her vagina looked like bernie madoff
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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