FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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