um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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