Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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