new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I don't think brook has ever known best
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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