So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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