This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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