"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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