if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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