he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
sarcasm needs its own font
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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