soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.