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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.

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  Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected

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  since when the fuck is that glamorous?

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.

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  And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.

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• (424): View more from California

  Update: I may or may not be in a cult

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  Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I think drunk me is trying to kill me.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.

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• (951): View more from California

  Hows your mom

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  Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk

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