ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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