Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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