New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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