i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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