Where is the hickey?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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