we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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