i just had sex bonerless
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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