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shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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