So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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