where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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