I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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