so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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