Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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