This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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