haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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