Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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