Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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