If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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