I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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