normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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