OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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