peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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